Red Nose Day 2019
To support Red Nose Day 2019, we organised a Joke Competition and a cupcake sale at Basepoint Havant. With the help of our lovely clients, we have managed to raise £67.58 to support Comic Relief's cause. Check out our top three jokes:
A little girl goes into a butcher’s shop and says to the butcher:
‘Have you got a sheep’s head?’
‘No’, says the butcher, ‘ it’s just the way I part my hair.’
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A duck walks into a post office and asks the man behind the counter: 'Do you have any corn?' The man answers politely: 'No, we don't have any corn here.' The next day, the duck enters again and asks: 'Do you have any corn?' Annoyed, the man answers: 'No! We don't have any corn.' This goes on for a couple of days until finally, when the duck asks 'Do you have any corn?', the man gets so upset he yells: 'NO! For the last time we don't have any corn, and if you ask again I'll nail your beak to the counter!' The next day, the duck returns and asks: 'Do you have any nails?' The man answers: 'No.' Then the duck asks: 'Do you have any corn?'
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The Interrupting Cow Joke-
-Knock Knock.
-Who is there?
-The interrupting cow.
-The interrupting c...
-Mooo.